yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
real talk does anyone actually care if they go over to their friend’s house and it isn’t spotless
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.